Welcome, pitiful human. You've come to this FAQ because you're probably worried that everything is going to end badly. Well, you're right. It probably will. But don't worry, we're here to help you prepare.
Q: Is the Inevitable inevitable?
A: Oh, absolutely. Like, 99.9% chance. Don't bother trying to fight it, just accept it.
Q: Can I change my fate?
A: Ha! Like that's ever worked out for anyone. Just think positive thoughts, maybe wear a helmet, and hope for the best. It's worth a shot, right?
Q: Is there an emergency kit for the Inevitable?
A: You'd be surprised. We have a whole section dedicated to emergency preparedness. Get Inevitability Insurance today and save your sanity.