Why Is Everything So Bad Now?

Welcome to the FAQs for the Inevitable, where we answer the questions you didn't know you had.

Q: Is the apocalypse really coming?

A: Oh, it's not just a possibility, it's a probability. In fact, the probability is so high that we've started selling apocalypse insurance. It's a real thing, we swear.

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Q: Why are all the memes so terrible now?

A: That's a question we can't answer. Maybe it's because the memes are secretly trying to tell us something. Like, have you seen the one with the cat playing the piano? That's deep, man.

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Q: Can I still get a good selfie in a world ending in fire and brimstone?

A: Absolutely! We've got a special "Apocalypse-Proof" filter for just this occasion. It's like a Snapchat filter, but with more ash and less filters.

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Q: Can I just go back to my cave and hide until it's all over?

A: Good luck with that. The internet's not going to let you. Besides, you're probably still paying rent. Or, you know, living in a cave. Either way, you'll still be paying for Netflix.

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