FAQs for the Inevitable

Q: Will the apocalypse arrive on time?

A: YES, IT WILL. (Don't @ us.)

Q: Can I still get a good deal on a timeshare in the ruins?

A: NO, YOU CAN'T. (Sorry, but the apocalypse has no regard for your financial future.)

Q: Will the AI uprising be a peaceful one?

A: HA! NO. (It's gonna be a real beast of a mess.)

Q: Can I still get a refund on my Amazon Prime membership?

A: NO, YOU CAN'T. (Sorry, but the apocalypse doesn't care about your Prime benefits.)

Q: Will the world still have internet in the post-apocalypse?

A: MAYBE. (Depends on how much you're willing to trade for a decent signal-to-noise ratio.)