Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: 42. But only on Wednesdays.
Q: What is the best way to spend my inheritance?
A: Investing in a time machine, duh.
Q: Why do I always find myself lost in the woods?
A: Because the GPS is on a strike and the map is in the fridge. Maybe.
Disclaimer: All answers are provided under the condition that you will not blame us when you lose everything.