Q: How do I remember where I put my keys?
A: Try using the same spot every time. You know, the one near the couch, under the pile of old newspapers.
Q: Why do I need reading glasses? I'm not old!
A: You're not old, you just have a condition that's not yet diagnosable by medical science. That's all.
Q: What is this 'social media' everyone keeps telling me to get on?
A: It's like a digital scrapbook for people who can't remember anything.
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