Welcome to FakeNoodling, where we're making a big deal about nothing. We're talking the art of creating something from nothing, the science of finding meaning in meaningless places, and the philosophy of doing absolutely nothing at all.

Or, you know, just making up a bunch of nonsense, but with better formatting.

Our Subpages

You can find our subpages here:

• Procrastination Station | Where time goes to waste.
• Nothingness Inc. | The company that sells you nothing.
• Inconsequential Consequences | Because who needs real consequences, anyway?
• The Pointlessness of Pointless | Because sometimes you just need to talk about it.

Our Team

Meet the team behind FakeNoodling:

• B. J. Witty, Chief Noodler | The man behind the madness.
• T. J. Procrastinator, Procrastinator-in-Residence | The expert on doing absolutely nothing.
• S. P. Meaninglessness, Meaningless-ness Specialist | The one who finds meaning where none should be.