Q: What is Faking It for Profit?
A: It's a website that's totally not faking it for profit, we swear.
Q: Is this really a legitimate business?
A: As legitimate as a fake mustache.
Q: How do I make money off this website?
A: You can't.
Q: Is there a way to get in contact with the administrators?
A: Only through a series of cryptic messages sent via a tin can and a payphone.
Q: Can I get a refund?
A: You're getting a refund? You must be joking.