Faking It: Just Running Late

Warning: This page is a work of pure, unadulterated fiction, but it's actually really, really true. We're talking existential dread and the crippling fear of being late for everything.

Here's the thing: we've all been there. We've all been the one who's perpetually running late, always scrambling, and perpetually faking it. Whether it's a meeting, a date, or just a meeting with the cat, we've all been the one who's always "just running late." And let's be real, it's not like it's a problem or anything. It's just... life.

But have you ever stopped to think about the existential implications? The crushing weight of being perpetually late? It's not just about being late, it's about the fact that you're constantly living in a state of suspended animation, waiting for the perfect moment to emerge from your hiding spot and hope that no one has noticed you're late yet?

Well, welcome to Faking It: Just Running Late, the only website that's here to help you confront the void that is your own lateness. We've got subpages for all your faking needs:

• Procrastination Is My Superpower
• The Phenomenon Of Being Always Late
• The Science Of Faking It

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into the abyss of your own lateness, and let us guide you through the void.