What is this, a joke?
Yes, it is. Welcome to the most serious, yet completely absurd, FAQ page you'll ever read.
- We're not really serving any real information here, but we're having fun.
- We're using a Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic to bring you the best possible experience.
- Our Tone is, was, and always will be completely serious and utterly ridiculous.
What are the rules?
We have Rules, but you probably don't need to read them. They're not exactly... rules, per se.
Just remember, we're all about being Neo-Brutalist around here.
So, if you see something that looks like it's about to burst into flames or spontaneously combust, just go with it.
We won't judge you (much).