A: It's simple: just pretend you're an expert on nothing, and voilà! You'll be the most certified expert on nothing this side of the equator.
More on Expert ModeA: No, you can't. This isn't a buffet, it's a source of frustration and confusion. But seriously, don't try.
Subpages for the Insatiably HungryA: It's 42, but only if you ask the supercomputer from that one movie. Otherwise, it's just a series of meaningless pixels on a screen.
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