Paging: The Feature Creep Report

This report is brought to you by the Pagers Guild, where we track and shame feature creepers who just can't stop adding features.

We're currently monitoring the following feature creepers:

• John - 17 features in 3 months, average of 5.6 features per week
• Emily - 12 features in 2 months, average of 3 features per week
• Dave - 9 features in 1 month, average of 9 features per week

Don't forget to check out our Feature Creep Hall of Fame to see who's currently at the top of the feature creep leaderboard.