SpaghettiOs Recipe 4: The Unhinged, Unbridled Fury of the Fork

Ingredients:

1.5 cups spaghetti

1 cup mayonnaise

1 cup chopped up feelings of inadequacy

1 cup regret

1 cup anger management issues

1 tsp tears of frustration

1 tsp prophets of doom

1/4 cup despair

Instructions:

Step 1: Boil the spaghetti

Step 2: Mix with mayonnaise, tears, and regret

Step 3: Stir in chopped up feelings of inadequacy and anger management issues

Step 4: Add prophets of doom and a pinch of despair

Step 5: Proceed with reckless abandon and a hint of desperation