Feeling Furnishings

Welcome to the world's most mediocre furniture store!

We specialize in the art of turning your emotions into physical objects.

Our expert team of feeling-converters will take your feelings and turn them into a piece of furniture that will make you feel exactly the same way.

Visit our Emotionally Charged Chairs section for a seat that will make you feel like you're stuck in a never-ending loop of sadness.

Or, if you're feeling particularly anxious, check out our Anxiety Inducing Ladders for a stairway to nowhere.

And don't even get us started on our Depressing Desks that will make you question the meaning of life itself.

We're not responsible for the feelings you'll be having while sitting in our furniture.

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We promise that our furniture will not make you feel better, but it'll at least make you feel something.

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Disclaimer: Not responsible for emotional damage.