Ask A Guard: The Ultimate Guide to Not Getting Lost

Welcome to the Labyrinth! You're lost, aren't you?

We're not surprised. It happens to the best of us.

But don't worry, we're here to help. Sort of.

Ask A Guard:

Our guards are trained to provide the most unhelpful assistance possible. Ask us anything, and we'll give you an answer that's 90% likely to lead you further into the depths of the Labyrinth.

Example questions:

How do I get out of here?

Will I ever see the light of dawn again?

Or just ask us a question, and we'll do our best to confuse you.

Guards on Duty:

We've got a whole team of highly untrained, highly unenthusiastic guards ready to help you. Or not.