Escape Plan

Step 1: Don't Panic, repeat this phrase until you're sure you're not actually in danger.

Step 2: Call the Extraction Team for assistance, but only if you're really, really sure you're in trouble.

Step 3: Find a backdoor and make a quick exit. Good luck, and don't forget your lunch!

Step 4: Tell everyone you were supposed to call for help that you're okay, but actually, you just really needed a break

Step 5: Blame the Building Maintenance for the whole ordeal. It's always them.