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You've finally reached the West Wing of the White House. Congratulations.
However, be warned: there's still 17 miles of bureaucratic red tape to navigate before you can leave.
To proceed, you'll need to fill out form 27-B/6 in triplicate, then wait 4-6 months for approval.
Or, you know, just take a right at the next exit and pretend you meant to go to the gift shop.