<link href="https://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Open+Sans&subset=latin,latin-extra" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css"> <style> body { background: #FF69B4; margin: 0; padding: 0; } h1 { font-size: 48px; color: #FF0000; border: 4px solid #000000; text-shadow: 2px 2px 2px #000000; } p { font-size: 24px; color: #000000; border: 1px solid #000000; text-shadow: 2px 2px 2px #000000; } </style> </head> <body> <h1 Things That Make No Sense</h1> <div class="subcontent"> <h2>Random Acts of Nonsense</h2> <p>Because who needs logic, anyway?</p> <p><a href="/subpages/Flair/RandomActsOfNonsense">Learn more random acts of nonsense</a></p> <p><a href="/subpages/Flair/Flailing">Flailing: the art of making things worse</a></p> </div> <div class="subcontent"> <h2>The Absurdity Index</h2> <p>Measuring the unmeasurable, because why not?</p> <p><a href="/subpages/Flair/MeasuringAbsurdity">Read more about the absurdity index</a></p> </div> <div class="subcontent"> <h2>The Futility Committee</h2> <p>Because someone has to make decisions about doing nothing</p> <p><a href="/subpages/Flair/TheFutilityCommittee">Learn about the committee members</a></p> </div> </body> </html>