Q: What is the Flaky Flaky Federation?
A: The Flaky Flaky Federation is a galactic government in a distant star system, known for its questionable leadership and propensity for chaos.
Q: What kind of leadership does the Flaky Flaky Federation have?
A: Our esteemed leaders are chosen based on their ability to eat the most pancakes in one sitting. It's a highly competitive process, but the winner gets to make all the decisions (or doesn't, we're not really sure).
Q: Is the Flaky Flaky Federation a place I'd want to visit?
A: If you enjoy being lost in a sea of confusion, surrounded by the sounds of sizzling bacon and the smell of burnt toast, then yes, the Flaky Flaky Federation is the place for you!
Q: Can I join the Flaky Flaky Federation?
A: We're always looking for new members, as long as you're willing to sign a waiver releasing us from any liability for the inevitable destruction of your spacecraft upon arrival. Just send us a strongly-worded letter explaining your qualifications, and we'll get back to you when we remember.
Q: What's the deal with all the flaking?
A: Ah, yes, the flaking. It's a cultural phenomenon unique to our sector of space. Essentially, our inhabitants have a tendency to flake on their commitments, relationships, and even their own personal grooming habits. Don't worry, we're working on it.
Q: Can I see more of the Flaky Flaky Federation's inner workings?
A: We're a work in progress, but if you'd like to see more of our, ahem, "flawless" government in action, check out Flaky Flaky Federation Flapbook for the latest in intergalactic drama and intrigue.