Q: Why are we all just floating in space, waiting to die?
A: Because, like, we are, man. It's a real thing.
Q: Is it true that the meaning of life is just to find a decent Wi-Fi signal?
A: Only if you're a sentient toaster. Otherwise, it's more like, uh, finding meaning, man.
Q: Can I really trust the AI that's supposed to take over the world in a few years?
A: Ha! Like that's gonna happen. You think they'd let us have any fun in the apocalypse?