Welcome, flaming cheese enthusiasts, to the official Flaming Cheese Festivals FAQ!

1. Q: What is flaming cheese, exactly?

2. A: Flaming cheese is not just a snack, it's a lifestyle. Imagine a block of cheddar that's been drenched in flames and served on a bed of lava rocks. That's flaming cheese.

3. Q: How do I attend a Flaming Cheese Festival?

4. A: First, wear a flame retardant jumpsuit. Then, arrive at a festival near you. If the cheese isn't ablaze, it's not a real Flaming Cheese Festival. Don't be that person.

5. Q: Can I bring my cat to the festival?

6. A: No. Your cat's flame-resistant sweater is not a thing. Don't even try.

7. Q: What's the deal with the flaming cheese haters?

8. A: They just don't understand. They're like the vegan aunt of the cheese world. Don't worry, we won't serve them any flaming cheese. They can have a nice, non-flaming vegan cheese sandwich instead.

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