Flamingo-Disaster Recovery: A Guide to Not Losing Your Flamingo

• Flamingo-Disaster-Planning
• Flamingo-Disaster-Simulation
• Flamingo-Disaster-Response

What to Expect During a Flamingo-Disaster

Severe Wind, Severe Panic

Flamingos are known for their dramatic flair, but when a disaster strikes, they're more likely to be dramatic than prepared.

Step 1: Panic

Flee to Higher Ground, But Not Too High

Find a safe zone, but not one that's too high. You don't want to be stuck in a tree for days with no snacks.

Step 2: Assess the Damage

Check for Broken Noses

Flamingos are known for their delicate beaks, so a broken nose is no laughing matter. Prioritize your feathered friend's recovery.

Step 3: Rebuild and Recharge

Find a Local Florist to Rebuild your Nest

Flamingos are known for their love of flowers, so find a local florist to help you rebuild your destroyed home.