It started with a single bird. A single bird that wandered into a local pond, leaving behind a trail of glittering, rainbow-colored feathers.
At first, the other birds thought it was just a weirdo. A bird that liked to party. But as the days passed, the bird's behavior became more erratic. It started flapping its wings, spouting off in a language that sounded suspiciously like a mix of Spanish and French.
Next thing you know, the whole flock is in an uproar. Birds are dropping like flies, their feathers scattered everywhere. The pond is a mess, the local fish are in an uproar, and the bird's owners are at their wit's end.
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Flamingo-Flu: The Aftermath
A year after the initial outbreak, the world is still reeling from the effects of the Flamingo-Flu. Cities are in shambles, the world economy is in tatters, and the once-thriving flamingo population is dwindling.
But fear not, for we have learned from our mistakes. We have developed a series of vaccines that promise to cure the Flamingo-Flu, and are working tirelessly to rebuild and recover.
Or, you know, we're just making it up as we go along.
Confirmed cases: 1,000,000,000+
Infected birds: 50,000+
Recovered birds: 0.00000001%
Death toll: 1,000,000+
Estimated economic loss: $1,000,000,000+