You've been banished to the infamous Flamingo-Pinkville-Exile, a place where the sun is always bright pink and the air is always thick with desperation.
Avoid getting too close to the Flamingo-Disco-Bananas, lest you get caught up in their hypnotic, sparkly vortex.
Don't even get us started on the Flamingo-Sandworms – those guys are the real rulers here.
To escape, you'll need to navigate the treacherous Flamingo-Quicksand-Quicksand – don't say we didn't warn you.
Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor.
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