Benefits - Flamingo Flap Insurance

At Flamingo Flap Insurance, we've got you covered for the inevitable.

Unpredictable Disasters

• Free Replacement Teeth (Up to 5 times a year)
• Free Fire Department Interventions
• Free Exorcism

Unconventional Coverage

• Free Parachute Deployment
• Free Disco Ball Installation
• Free Professional Wedding Photographer

And, because we love you, our customers, we've also included some extra perks:

• Free Memes
• Free Discounts At Local Sushi Restaurants
• Free Professional Photobombing