It's a thing. A thing for birds, by birds, of birds. A culinary experience so divine, so ravishing, so utterly avian.
Q: Do I, a human, get to eat the food at the Buffet-For-The-Birds?
A: Ha! No. You'll be lucky if you get a fly.
Q: Will I have a good chance of being pecked at by an angry bird?
A: Oh, you'll have a 99.9999% chance. It's a buffet, not a salad bar.
Q: Can I bring my pet chicken to the Buffet-For-The-Birds?
A: No. That's just cruel. Leave the chicken at home, or better yet, take it to therapy.