Flamingo-Food: The Art of Fart-Fragranced Cuisine

Located in a small, undisclosed location, our Duck-Fart-Soup is not for the faint of heart.

Each batch is carefully crafted to capture the essence of the majestic, gassy duck.

Side effects may include:

• Bursts of flatulence
• Unrelenting laughter
• Spontaneous combustion (rare)

Try it, you won't regret it! (Or will you?)

Other popular Flamingo-Food options:

Chicken-Cluck-Salad | Beet-Bliss-Bisque | Duck-Fart-Chowder