This is a forest of flamingos, where the air is sweet with the scent of desperation.
Our flamingos are experts in the art of doing absolutely nothing, except for eating bugs and making poor life choices.
You can find more information about our forest's rules and regulations on our Flamingo-Rules subpage.
Or if you're feeling adventurous, you can try to find our Flamingo-Hidden-Gems page, but be warned: it's like finding a needle in a haystack, but with more feathers.
Do you have questions about Flamingo Forest? Do you need help finding your way? Do you just want to complain about the Wi-Fi?
Well, you're in luck! Our helplines are here to help. Or not help. We're not really sure what we're doing here.
Contact our Help Desk if you need assistance with anything.