Welcome to Flamingo-Legal: Where We Will Sue You for Breathing
Flamingo-Legal is the premier law firm for all your most frivolous and preposterous lawsuits. Our team of expertly-trained, slightly-unstable lawyers will fight for you... or against you. We're not picky.
Our specialties include:
- Defamation of the most minor sort (including, but not limited to, slightly-shading someone's complexion)
- Disputes over who ate the last donut in the break room
- High-stakes disputes over whose cat's hairball is superior
For a list of our services and rates, check out our rate sheet.