Welcome to Flamingo-Legal: Where We Will Sue You for Breathing

Flamingo-Legal is the premier law firm for all your most frivolous and preposterous lawsuits. Our team of expertly-trained, slightly-unstable lawyers will fight for you... or against you. We're not picky.

Our specialties include:

For a list of our services and rates, check out our rate sheet.

Flamingo-Rates

Service Rate Additional Fees
Basic Suing $50/hour Plus $200 for parking in front of the opposing counsel's house
Advanced Suing $100/hour Plus $500 for a complimentary copy of "The Art of War"
Extreme Suing $200/hour Plus $1,000 for a personal meeting with our CEO's favorite motivational speaker

Minimum billable hours: 5. We will not accept less.