Don't be a pinko. We're a community of refined flamingos, not some bland, boring species.
Read more about it.You can't just waltz in here with some half-faked, half-baked flamingo pose. Practice your flamingo skills.
Take our flamingo skills course.We don't tolerate any flamingo drama around here. No gossiping, no squawking, no fighting over food.
Learn how to live in harmony.We run on Flamingo Time. Be on time for Flamingo Happy Hour, or risk being cast out into the swamp.
Mark your calendar.That's it. Don't make us have to make you leave.
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