Don't Be a Pinko

Flamingo-Runways-3000 is not just a place, it's a state of mind.

Why Not to Be a Pinko

You might end up with a bad comb-over
You might get lost in the pink haze
You might forget what's real and what's just a rose

So, don't be a pinko.

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