Flamingo-Runways-3000 Flamingo-Turbulence-Generator-Tech-Specs
Welcome, esteemed engineer! Congratulations on choosing the most advanced turbulencce generator in the known universe: Flamingo-Runways-3000.
Key Features:
- Generates 10x10x10 meter vortex fields of intense, fiery, flamingo-themed turbulence.
- Capable of inducing localized gravitational waves, guaranteed to disrupt any nearby snacking schedules.
- Optional 'Furious Mode' for maximum turbulencce potency.
- Backed by our 100%-Flamingo-Approved warranty.
Technical Specifications:
| Component |
Specs |
| Vortex Cores |
10 x 10x10 meters |
| Flamingo-Flux Capacitors |
500 kW |
| Heat Sink Dampeners |
100x100x100 cm |
Subsystems:
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