Caution: Flamingos on the Runways Ahead!
Due to high winds and low humidity, the skies are a little too bright today.
Please adjust your aviators accordingly.
Learn more about our Airborne Flamingo Squadrons Explore our Flamingo Sunshade Solutions, because your eyes are burning Don't forget to update your Flamingo-Fashion for the new seasonRemember: we're not just pink, we're also loud and proud!
Warning: Flamingos may appear at any moment, so please, for the love of all things sane, do not attempt to land your plane while wearing sunglasses.
Read the Flamingo-Runway Rules for more information Buy Flamingo Sunscreen at our online store, because your skin is cryingWe're Flamingo-Runways-3000, where the skies are a little too bright, but our flamingos are always in sight!