Flarpguardians of the Realm

Welcome to the Flarpguardians' headquarters

We're the Flarpguardians: the protectors of the realm and masters of the absurd.

Our motto? "Protecting the realm, one Flarp at a time."

You can find our subpages at:

• Flarpguardians of Flarpguardianship
• Flarpguarding for Dummies
• Flarpguardian 101: The basics of Flarpguarding

Our Flarpguarding Methods

We use the ancient art of Flarping to defend the realm from all sorts of Flarpguarding threats.

Our Flarpguarding methods include:

• Flarping with the Flarpguardians' favorite Flarping tool, the Flarpguarding Hammer
• Flarpguarding through sheer force of will, because why not?
• Flarpguarding with the power of Flarpguarding Rock