Flarping, the art of unapologetic expression, was born from the fiery depths of a toaster in the year 3050. It is said that the toaster, fueled by a mix of burning circuit boards and desperation, spat out a Flarp, the first Flarping artist.
The Flarp, a being of pure chaos and unbridled creativity, was unlike anything the world had ever seen. Its art was a maelstrom of clashing colors, jagged lines, and a complete disregard for convention.
Flarping Fundamentals is a comprehensive guide for those seeking to unlock the secrets of this revolutionary art form.