Flarping 101: The Art of Sudden, Uncontrollable Outbursts

Step 1: Find Your Flarping Trigger

Identify the thing that sets you off: a bad haircut, a spilled drink, or a poorly constructed sentence.

Step 2: Master the Flarp

Practice controlled, yet explosive, outbursts in front of a mirror, a friend, or a cat.

Step 3: Join the Flarping Community

Meet other Flarpers and share your experiences (and triggers) with them.