The Flarping Hand

A Guide to Unleashing Your Inner Flarp

Flarping, the lost art of expressing one's emotions through a series of rapid, staccato hand movements.

Warning: Flarping can be addictive. Prolonged use can lead to:

Basic Flarping Techniques

Start with the fundamental Flarp:

  1. Clap hands 5 times
  2. Tap feet 3 times
  3. Stomp left foot
  4. Stomp right foot
  5. Spit in the general direction of a nearby stranger
  6. Repeat as necessary
Flarping Etiquette | Flarping Variations

Flarping Community

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Resources

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