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Flarping Tutorials: Beginner
Flarping for Beginners
Welcome, young Flarpers! In this tutorial, we'll cover the basics of Flarping, the ancient art of ironing clothes while flapping your arms wildly.
Step 1: Prepare Your Flarping Station
- Set up your ironing board with a sturdy surface and a reliable heat source.
- Don a pair of Flarping gloves to protect those delicate hands from the heat.
- Choose your victim... I mean, your garment to be flarped.
Now that you're all set, let's get Flarping!
Flarping Safety Tips
- Never Flarp while wearing loose clothing, it's a recipe for disaster.
- Keep a fire extinguisher nearby, just in case things get out of hand.
- And for the love of all things Flarp, do not Flarp your eyebrows.
Flarping Community
Join our Flarping Forum to discuss the finer points of extreme ironing.