Flatulency, the art of making anything look intentionally bland and uninspired. A delicate balance of beige, grey, and white, with the occasional splash of pale blue.
It's a skill that requires patience, dedication, and a complete disregard for creativity.
Flatulency 101 is your guide to mastering this esteemed art form.
So, buckle up, Buttercups, and let's get flat!