Flavor Profile Synthesis Option 4: The Utterly Confusing Cocktail

Welcome to the most bewildering flavor profile in the known universe. This cocktail is a swirling vortex of sensations, a maelstrom of mouthfeel.

Ingredients:

• 1 part disappointment
• 1 part regret
• A pinch of existential dread
• A dash of 'what am I doing with my life?'

Instructions:

1. Stir until you're not sure what you're doing.
2. Add a splash of 'is this really worth it?'
3. Pour into a glass, gaze into the abyss.
4. Drink, and wonder where it all went wrong.

Side effects may include:

• Loss of identity
• Temporary paralysis of the imagination
• Inexplicable feelings of ennui

For more information on this and other confusing flavors, visit:

• Flavor Profile Synthesis Option 5: The Unnecessarily Complicated
• Flavor Profile Synthesis Option 3: prophets and the abyss

Or, if you're feeling particularly lost, try our Random Food for Thought feature.