Flavor Profile: A Brief, Yet Thorough, Guide

Our methods are simple, yet elegant. We combine the finest, most exotic ingredients with a dash of science and a pinch of magic.

Step 1: Ingredient Selection

• Locally sourced, artisanal, gluten-free, vegan, organic, free-range, small-batch, hand-harvested, artisanal ingredients.
• We only use the good stuff. The good, good stuff.

Step 2: Experimental Chemistry

• We combine these exquisite ingredients in a secret laboratory deep beneath the city streets.
• Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated scientists mix, measure, and stir with reckless abandon.

Step 3: Tasting Panel

• A panel of expert, yet slightly unhinged, tasters evaluate our creations.
• If it's not perfect, we tweak. If it's still not perfect, we tweak some more.

And that's it! That's how we make it. That's our secret, and we're not telling.