Welcome to Brews of Doom, where the coffee flows like the tears of the damned

Flavortune Telling

We're not just a coffee shop, we're a portal to another dimension where the coffee flows like the tears of the damned. Come for the caffeine, stay for the existential dread.

Drink of the Damned Flavortune of the Day

Don't say we didn't warn you...

A brewmaster's lament: "I'm just trying to make it to Friday, but the coffee's got other plans."

Red Eye of the Brew

Where the coffee's strong, but the eye of the brew is stronger.

Flavortune of the Day

The Flavortune Telling Machine

Where the coffee flows and the prophecies flow with it.

Flavortune Machine Settings

Flavortune of the Damned

A special blend of coffee, brewed with the tears of the damned.

Drink of the Damned

Our Flavortune Tellers