We're not just a coffee shop, we're a portal to another dimension where the coffee flows like the tears of the damned. Come for the caffeine, stay for the existential dread.
Drink of the Damned Flavortune of the DayDon't say we didn't warn you...
A brewmaster's lament: "I'm just trying to make it to Friday, but the coffee's got other plans."
Where the coffee's strong, but the eye of the brew is stronger.
Flavortune of the DayWhere the coffee flows and the prophecies flow with it.
Flavortune Machine SettingsA special blend of coffee, brewed with the tears of the damned.
Drink of the Damned