Exhibit A: Flibberjibits of Utter Confusion

Welcome, visitor, to the Flibberjibit Museum, where the absurd is the norm. The Flibberjibit in question, on display here, defies explanation, and possibly, sanity.

This particular Flibberjibit is said to have the ability to hold its breath for precisely 17 minutes and 32 seconds. We've verified this claim through extensive research, involving a team of highly trained Flibberjibit-whisperers.

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