Due to an unfortunate convergence of quantum fluctuations and bureaucratic inefficiencies, we regret to inform you that our museum's gravity-defying exhibit on "The Art of Flibberjibits" is currently experiencing technical difficulties. The exhibit's intricate matrix of pulleys and pendulums has become entangled in a paradox of its own making.
Please, be patient and try again later. We are working on resolving the situation, but in the meantime, do feel free to explore our other exhibits, such as "Flibberjibits for Beginners" or "The History of Flibberjibits: A Visual Journey".