As you can see, our flight simulator is currently set to 'Random Terrain Generator 3000' mode. This mode is not recommended for anyone who wants to actually fly to Mars. Or anywhere else.
Our pilots are experts in the field of 'Flying by the Seat of Your Pants'. They have a 50% chance of getting you to your destination, but only if you don't mind the scenic route.
And don't even get us started on the space snacks. We have a 99% chance of running out of fuel, but we're pretty sure the 'Astronaut Ice Cream' is a real thing.
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