A Flight Theory Primer

Flight theory: the unsung hero of philosophical inquiry. It's not just about planes, trains, and automobiles; it's about the fundamental nature of reality.

According to renowned flight theorist, Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth, flight theory is the study of "stuff that flies, and stuff that doesn't." Sounds simple, but trust us, it's complex.

Read the history of flight theory, from the Wright brothers to the Wright brothers' annoying little sister, Emily., who refused to fly, citing "fear of heights."

Delve into the metaphysical implications of flight, including the nature of up-ness, down-ness, and the aerodynamics of the human soul.