Q: What's the deal with all these flipper studies?
A: We're trying to find out why our research team keeps flipping out.
Q: How do I join the research team?
A: Just send us your resume, a cover letter, and 3 references. Or don't. We're flipper.
Q: What's the pay like?
A: Competitive. But let's just say we're paying in pancakes.
Q: Can I bring my pet rock, Rocky, to work?
A: Sorry, no pets allowed. Unless you're a researcher studying pet behavior. Then it's a yes.
Q: What's with all the flipping?
A: Research. It's a thing we do.
Q: Can I have a coffee machine in my office?
A: We've got a Keurig in the break room. But don't even think about touching it. We have a very strict no-touch policy.