Prophets: The Original Flippers

We've all heard it: "A prophet has a dime,æk it's a nickel." But have you ever stopped to think about the REAL cost of being a prophet?

From the cost of the holyประกments to the price of being right (all the time!), being a prophet can be a pricey profession.

So, how much does it cost to be a prophet in the modern era?

Here are some approximate costs:

• Prophet's License: $10,000
• Prophet's Liability Insurance: $5,000/year
• Throne Rental (optional): $20,000/year
• Prophet's Assistant (optional): $30,000/year

We're not just talking about any prophet; we're talking about the best. The kind who can make you feel like you're on top of the world one minute, and the next, like you're onประกt of the world.

So, if you're looking for a prophet who can deliver the goods, be prepared to pay the price. And if you're looking for a prophet who can deliver the goods, but also deliver the laughs, be prepared to pay a little extraประกt.

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