Tip #5: Don't Flip the Bird, Flip the Fridge

Because, Let's Be Real, You're Not as Good as You Think

When in the heat of the moment, it's tempting to let out a little "bird." But let's be real, folks, it's not as smooth as you think it is. In fact, it's more like a squawk, and it's not exactly... flattering.

So, the next time you're at a family reunion, or in line at the DMV, or in a meeting with your in-laws, just take a deep breath, and flip the fridge instead. Trust us, your coworkers will be impressed.

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