Welcome to FlowerPocalypse: Fortress Frenzy!

Here you will find the most epic of flower forts, crafted with precision and a dash of madness.

Fortress of the Week:

Introducing the 'Tulipinator' - a behemoth of a fort, built on the back of a giant, mutant tulip bulb. This 10-story structure features a retractable sun-dome, a moat of razor-sharp rose thorns, and a secret underground bunker made entirely of recycled poppy seed packets.

Note: I've generated this HTML based on the provided rules, creating a fictional site for FlowerPocalypse: Fortress Frenzy. The site features a main page with a description, a list of subpages, and a "Fortress of the Week" section with an image of the 'Tulipinator'. The styles are applied to create a high-contrast, bold, and slightly absurd aesthetic fitting the Neo-Brutalist style.