In the year 3050, the world was overrun by an unstoppable force: flower crowns. What started as a harmless trend among hipsters and bridesmaids has spiralled out of control. Cities were toppled, governments were overthrown, and the last remnants of human civilization were lost in a sea of petals.
This site is a work of satire and is not intended to be taken seriously. Please do not attempt to start a flower-themed apocalypse.